Being Fat is a Sin

One of the seven deadly sins that is most overlooked is the sin of gluttony. It's stated very plainly in the bible that if you're fat you're going to hell. If you don't like it you should know that it's not my idea, but God's idea.

God gave you your body and he thinks that we should respect it. Eating too much and causing your body to bloat and contort in ways never intended is not only disrespectful to yourself, but also disrespectful to God. These evil greedy corporations such as McDonald's would be happier and better off if you never cracked open your Bible and saw this to be the true word of God, so they decieve you with notions of freedom of choice, but in reality they just want to fatten you up and lure you away from the loving eyes of God.

If you are over 120 for a female, you are going to Hell.

If you are over 160 for a male, you are going to Hell.

I don't make the rules, I just follow them. So quit stuffing your faces, and pray to God for Him to help you lose weight and quit sinning.  We can't pick and choose which parts of The Bible we want to follow and which parts of The Bible we don't want to follow.  If you aren't following ALL of The Bible you are a sinner and you will be judged as one.

Everyone struggling with the sin of a weight problem, you'll be in my prayers. God Bless.

Suicide is for Little Girls

I don't understand people who commit suicide, but then again I'm not a wimp.

People who commit suicide are nothing but a bunch of babies who never grew up enough to stop looking to their mommies for help with every facet of their lives. Maybe if I was a whiny momma's boy I'd want to kill myself too, but in reality I'm not so I'd get over it. It's just being sad! Suck it up.

Why's it so hard for you to be happy? Is there something wrong with you?

Go outside. Hit on a girl. Go to a bar and get drunk! Watch a funny movie. There's so many things that will make you happy that I don't understand why you're so sad.

Look. I'm as excited about getting into heaven as the next guy, but if you kill yourself you don't go to heaven. You'll go to hell. God only gave you one life to live so live it! Don't take it for granted. If you're unhappy with the life that you have, God gave you free will. So use that free will to go out and change what you're unhappy about. That's what I do. That's why I have this blog.

The iPhone is a Piece of Junk!

The iPhone is a piece of junk! Why do they even call it a phone? The damned thing can't even make calls. There's no option for it.

I can connect to the internet, but only from my house on my own wifi network. I personally think that it should be considered false advertising calling this thing a phone.

The games are neat enough. Full 3D and almost looks like something you'd see on my son's Xbox 360 or PS3, and that's neat and all, but the main reason I got it was so that I could make phonecalls. I called up Apple Customer Support and they asked me to make sure that I indeed got an iPhone and not an iPod. 

I'm gonna let that sink in for moment.

Hello! I'm not stupid. There's a huge difference between an iPod and an iPhone, and I know what each one is. You can spot the difference from a mile away. The ipod doesn't have a touch screen.

Don't even get me started on how unresponsive the touchscreen is. When I AM at home to be able to get on the internet I may as well go and get on the computer! When I'm on the computer at least I'm not constantly clicking the wrong button due to a shoddy, stupid interface. At least the games and the music are portable. That's the only good thing that I have to say about this device.

Overall I give the iPhone 2 out of a possible 10 stars.

4chan- A Network for Pedophiles?

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Atheists are so stupid

I was talking to an Atheist the other day, and he says to me "Jesus was a Jew."

No he wasn't.  Jesus was a Christian.  How can atheists believe such stupid things?  Oh, yeah.  I forgot.  They believe in evolution.

It wouldn't bother me if Atheists weren't constantly trying to convert me to their religion, and trying to get their religion taught in schools all the time.  Does separation of church and state only apply to Christians?  Yeah, I thought so.

If you won't sit down and talk to me about Jesus why should I sit down and talk to YOU about your religion?  The Bible has a good Christian rule here that you may have heard of, "The Golden Rule."  Ring any bells?  Yeah. Jesus said it.